Rekano....RPing!?

Realizing that this place sucked hairy balls, Rekano decided to head North because he fucking could. Accompanied by Ami, he discovered that it was too fucking cold and headed back to Fuck Mountain. Unfortunately, the alternate world of the portal kept him and Ami from going back home. Deciding that getting involved in such a matter was stupid and reckless, so he did anyway.

It was upon entering the castle he was attacked by shit he never seen before "Fuck, what the hell are these things?" Even though the master of the castle told him from an unknown area, he gave no care as he smashed a hole in the floor, grabbing Ami by her arm, and jumping down into the catacombs. He began casually walking through the tunneled area, Ami holding on to his arm as if her life depended squarely on him...which was not a good thing for her.
"I think its this way."
"Rek, we've been walking in a damn circle!"
"Woman! SILENCE!"
With that something was heard from deep in the tunnels, Ami prepared for the worst. Rekano smiled and screamed "Bring it on, ya bastards!"

A horrid creature appeared, he looked weak and frail. Rekano laughed at him. The creature then bulked up in rage revealing he was extremely strong and then pulled out a firey whip and attempted to hit Rekano with it. Rekano caught the whip and pulled the humongous creature to him, and punched him in the face, knocking his head off.

Rekano kept walking, at one point carrying Ami on his back when they got to a ladder. Going up it, they find themselves in what appeared to be a kitchen. "Ami this is your area of expertise, what do we do now?" She skulled at him for the comment but suddenly lept in his arms when she saw a roach skitter by. "Oh my god! Rek! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Rekano stumbling backward from the sudden jump into his arms, opened a door and was now in a large dining room area. Dropping Ami on the floor, Rekano looks around, its a pretty nice place considering its old and dark as fuck.

"You should have never interfered!" a female voice called out,
"Bitch, I'll rape you up and down the East side!"
Suddenly a chair flew and hit Rekano in the back, "Cheap shots!? Best you got?" A tranparent woman in a evening dress appeared before Rekano, her eyes were pure white, emitting light. "Im no fucking ghostbuster! Ami, jack her shit! Rekano stepped back as a terrified Ami walked forward to fight, she stopped at one point and looked back at Rekano who told her "go on"...Leaning against the back wall Rekano casually said "Round one, fight bitches."

Where was I again? Oh yeah, Ami fighting that ghost bitch. Sadly folks this battle didn't last long. Here is what happened.

Ami noticed that the place was filthy and got out a handy Vac and started cleaning the place. In the process she vacuumed up the ghost bitch, later disposing her in a proper place. A trash can.

So Rekano and Ami contiuned exploring the castle, suddenly a moaning was heard from upstars.
"Zombie porn!"
"Rek, thats sick."
"Well I just said it, you thought about. YOUR THE SICK ONE!"
"This isn't a time to argue about this subject!"
"Why not? No one else is around! Except for the mummy."

The mummy interrupted, "That is a pretty sick thought lass, and the man is right. You DID think about."
"I don't think anyone asked you!"
"See, Im not alone on this."

Rekano then high fived the mummy and Ami sighed and walk off.
"Yo, Im Rekano. King of Fuck Mountain" Rekano shook the mummy's hand, "Pleased to meet ya, lad. Im a fuck'n mummy and I'm here to kill ya." The mummy's hand broke off. "Would ya look at that..." Rekano then ran off the set and came back with tape and taped the broken hand back on. "There you go, shall we break it down voltron style?"
"Yes, lets do it!"
And so Rekano drop kicked the mummy in the chest and the mummy fell and went to pieces. "Tough break man."
"Ya, comes with being a damn mummy."
"Yo, lemme get your e-mail"

Emails were exchanged, Rekano and Ami continued exploring this creepy ass, mother fucking castle.